I think Isaiah woke up this morning and said, "Wait...cap flexibility means you're under the salary cap? Oh, man, I gotta make some calls."

-TEN MINUTES LATER-

*hanging up* "Jesus. Did EVERYBODY know this but me!?"

Between DeSagana Diop, DJ Mbenga, Pavel Padkolzin, and Dirk Nowitzki, Dallas has four seven-footers from four different countries on their roster.

What are they feeding these guys? I dunno, but whatever it is, it's served on the bench

The Day After All Star Break:

Tayshaun: So… how was it?

Rasheed: how was what?

Tayshaun: Shut up, You know what I’m talking about. How was it?

Rip: It was… okay I guess.

Tayshaun: JUST okay?

Ben: You know how it is…

Tayshaun: No I don’t. I’ve never been.

Rasheed: Really? I thought you—

Tayshaun: No. I haven’t Seriously you guys how was it?

Chauncy: Oh my god it was awesome!!! The whole weekend was a blast I could never imagine that much fun! Just the comraderie, and the food, and the fun! and the game! OH TAYSHAUN THE GAME!

Straight Cash Homey Poll:

Whose HOF speech will be longer: Troy Aikman's or Reggie White's?

When asked why nobody really knew about the upcoming Winter Olympics in Torino, Italy, US Olympic alpine skier Bode Miller said, "Oh shit. What day is it!? Oh my god. I have to run. I TOTALLY forgot what year it was! Haha, Wow. That was... Jesus, I'm such an idiot. Okay. Um... wow. I have to pack."