Question for Barry Bonds fans: Is it still considered a "Walk" when he crawls to first base?

My impersonation of Mel Kiper Jr. : "Hey guys, where are you going? I think I'm about 5 mock drafts away from my FINAL FINAL selections! Check this one out! It has Cutler going 11th! Guys? Guys?!?!?!"

The theme of this years NBA playoffs is free t-shirts for the crowd. This provides a difficult decisions for thousands of die hard basketball fans who happen to hate oversized hanes beefy tees.

Straight Cash Homey Trivia!

This 6-foot-8 floppy-haired, mustachioed forward, who led Division I in scoring last season at 28.1 points per game, is a diabetic and said uncertainty over his future health prospects was a factor in his decision to declare himself eligible to the NBA.


Hint: Adam Morrison

DURHAM, N.C. (AP) -- Police searched the dorm rooms of two Duke University lacrosse players after the two were arrested on charges of raping and kidnapping an exotic dancer during an off-campus team party.

No word yet on whether or not they found anything particularly incriminating like a raped black stripper or plans to rape a black stripper. "That PS 3 was pretty sweet though, how did you guys mod it?" police asked.

Where Have I Been!?

I've spent the last couple months away from sports. Away from everything really. I was busy finding myself in a Buddhist Monestary for the greater part of winter, spending the majority of my time in a vow of silence. Their cable was so obsolete, following sports became more of a chore than a hobby. They only had ESPN, ESPN 2, and ESPN Deportes. And ESPN News. And sometimes ESPN Classic, but it was fuzzy.

Oh, and Fox Sports Calcutta.

Either way, I'm back and ready to make more sports jokes. Don't give up on us just yet.