Horrible fantasy baseball trade: Brad Penny for your thoughts.

When watching the Spurs and Mavs face off in a seven game series, one can only remember whistfully when Tim Duncan vs. Keith Van Horn was a premiere NCAA match up.

Oh, how the whitey have fallen...

HOUSTON (AP) -- Houston Texans general manager Charley Casserly resigned Wednesday, making his decision to draft Mario Williams with the Texans #1 pick the biggest kamakazi mission in sports since Dick Butkus starred in Pearl Harbor.

New Orleans point guard Chris Paul won the NBA's Rookie of the Year award on Wednesday after helping the Hornets double their win total from last season. Utah guard Deron Williams received the only other first-place vote.

In a Straight Cash Homey exclusive interview with the Deron Williams voter, he told us that he just doesn't trust anybody with two first names, and that Deron needs to call home more, his mother misses him.

I know we're supposed to stay neutral as joke tellers, but that after that Lakers loss at home in game 6, I think I would beat Tiger Woods in a sad-off.

John Daly told reporters that his gambling problems have lost him close to $60 Million, and that's not counting fast food as gambling with his life.

Supersizing truly is the parlay of gluttony.

Straight Cash Homey Trivia: Did you know "Bonzi" is actually a nickname? His real name is Bonzai Wells.