The Patriots, who lost two top assistants last year, reportedly will lose 34-year-old defensive coordinator Eric Mangini to the Jets.

Mangini, besides being the Patriots Defensive Coordinator, also holds the record for most transvestite sounding last name. Taking over the title from Browns Offensive Line Coach: George 7-Inch-Clit

The Packers are hiring Mike McCarthy. McCarthy, 42, was the New Orleans Saints' offensive coordinator from 2000-04 before going to San Francisco to be their offensive coordinator for a year.

This is a particularly interesting hire because neither of these teams had an offense to coordinate. But hey, after Sherman, Martz, and Tice were let go, teams are going to pretty crazy extremes to get a Mike back into the coaching chair.

Former Ohio State Running Back, Maurice Clarett was arrested Tuesday for attempted robbery. According to a police report, Clarett flashed a gun and demanded property from a man and a woman behind the Opium Lounge in downtown Columbus early Sunday morning.

While the robbery was technically legal, Clarett failed to realize that according to a recent law, you must wait at least three years after a failed NFL career to resort to burglary.

Mike Williams, while holding up a bank, told reporters "You have GOT to be kidding me!"