Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Former Ohio State Running Back, Maurice Clarett was arrested Tuesday for attempted robbery. According to a police report, Clarett flashed a gun and demanded property from a man and a woman behind the Opium Lounge in downtown Columbus early Sunday morning.

While the robbery was technically legal, Clarett failed to realize that according to a recent law, you must wait at least three years after a failed NFL career to resort to burglary.

Mike Williams, while holding up a bank, told reporters "You have GOT to be kidding me!"

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