Where Have I Been!?

I've spent the last couple months away from sports. Away from everything really. I was busy finding myself in a Buddhist Monestary for the greater part of winter, spending the majority of my time in a vow of silence. Their cable was so obsolete, following sports became more of a chore than a hobby. They only had ESPN, ESPN 2, and ESPN Deportes. And ESPN News. And sometimes ESPN Classic, but it was fuzzy.

Oh, and Fox Sports Calcutta.

Either way, I'm back and ready to make more sports jokes. Don't give up on us just yet.