Well, its that time of the year again: NBA PRESEASON is here! You know what that means, NBA Teams everywhere are telling the Andre Emmetts and Chris Carrawells of the world that they're sorry "but you guys really are the 13th best player on this team. Seriously, I mean that. That's what makes this so hard."

Chin up you quasi-athletic youngsters! A steady diet of NBADL and 10 day contracts awaits ye. And that's if you're lucky.